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《一段雷死人的对话》 第一到二章 Thursday, December 10, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

《一段雷死人的对话》
第一章

以下是我和我教的小妹妹的一段对话。

我：“明天考试一定要带准考证，护照。。。”

小妹妹：“如果不带呢？”

“不带考不了试。”

“那我到了那里，在回家拿呢？”

“那就来不及考试啦。”

“那我坐直升飞机咯，这样一定赶得上吧。”

我差点没被她雷死。。。
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第二章

我：“考试要带蓝或黑笔，2B 铅笔，橡皮和尺子。”

小妹妹：“那我可以都带几支铅笔吗？”

“可以。”

“那我可以带铅笔芯吗？”

*点头-ing*

“那我可以带0.7 和0.5 的吗？如果0.7 用完可以用0.5 的嘛。。。”

“可以。” 无奈-ING

“那我如果带黑笔，可以用不是圆珠笔的吗？”

“蛤？？？”

“我是说那种水性笔，黑色的水性笔。”

“。。。。。。。。。。。”
“ 当然可以。”

我的妈妈呀！！！救救我！！！

难道这就是人们所谓的天真无邪？！？！

算了啦。明天她就要考试了，希望她能考到好成绩，考上政府小学哦！ :)

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